Pick Your Coffee

CHOOSE YOUR BLEND

Straitjacket
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Straitjacket

Medium Roast · Chocolate, Dried Fruit, Apple
From $18.00
Buried Alive
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Buried Alive

Dark Roast · Dark Chocolate, Almond Butter, Raisin
From $18.00
Handcuff
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Handcuff

Decaf · Honey, Almond · Balanced
From $19.00
Metamorphosis
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Metamorphosis

Medium Roast · Heavy Body, Cocoa Powder, Caramel
From $18.00
How It Works

THREE STEPS. NEVER RUN OUT.

Scooping fresh roasted beans into a Houdini Straitjacket bag
01

Pick Your Blend

Choose from all four signature roasts — or switch it up every delivery.
Dropping a finished roast from the San Franciscan roaster into the cooling tray
02

Set Your Schedule

Every 2 weeks or every month. Whatever keeps your shelf stocked.
Close-up of freshly roasted coffee beans
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Save 10%, Every Time

Automatic discount on every subscription order. Pause, skip, or cancel anytime.
Frequently Asked Questions

GOOD TO KNOW

How does the discount work? +
Subscribers save 10% on every order, applied automatically at checkout — no code needed.
Can I change my delivery frequency? +
Yes — switch between every 2 weeks and every month anytime from your account.
Can I skip or pause a delivery? +
Anytime. Skip a shipment or pause the whole subscription right from your account — no calls, no emails.
Can I switch which coffee I get? +
Yep — swap blends before your next order ships if you want to try something new.
Can I cancel anytime? +
Yes. No contracts, no minimum commitment — cancel whenever you want.
Which sizes are available for subscription? +
Every size — 12oz, 2lb, and 5lb — across all four blends. Same 10% off, whichever you pick.